While our Pastor and his wife were away (no I didn’t get to play) I got the honor and privilege of teaching the ladies Sunday school class. Originally, she asked me to cover the two weeks while they were out of town. However, in some moment of madness I offered to her that I’d teach for the whole month if she’d like. That way she gets a little bit of a sabbatical like he does. Which led me, after this first week, to ask…. what was I thinking? I was all, “ yeah, I can take the whole month, cuz I got this book that I’ve been wanting to share.” (Said in a high confident kind of voice). Now, I’m like “Whaaa?”
You see, the plain fact of the matter is…I’m a thief. I’m on the decorating committee, not because I’m creative, but it somehow rationalizes my time spent on www.pinterest.com looking at all of the creative things other people have come up with. I teach, not because I’m a great discerner of biblical messages, but I get excited when I read what others have discerned and I want to share it with people. This gets me into trouble, as my relating capabilities are hindered by my excitement sometimes. That’s what happened this morning.
The book I chose to outline through this month was, Lies Women Believe and the Truth that Sets them free by Nancy Leigh Demoss. Frankly, I’m sure the ladies class questions my groupiness with Ms. Demoss. I use her books practically every time I get a chance to fill in for this class. I don’t apologize; I really think she has a knack for discerning the word of God in practical ways for ladies. Anyway, I’ve had this book for almost 10 years, but it’s a hard one to go over in just one class, so I honestly thought it was a good time to use it since I have four classes to stretch it into. Looks like I’m still gonna be in trouble
The first week I walked in all ready to go. I was workin my high heal boots and denim jacket; I even painted my nails to feel really put together. (That’s right; start out with the vanity a really godly way to start the day huh?) Actually, the reason I pay attention to this goes back to when I was student teaching high school and it took until third period for any of my students to let me know my shirt was unbuttoned! Since then, I try to make sure I don’t have anything too distracting going on. My motto is look nice, don’t be self-conscious and don’t distract. That’s about the best that lesson got.
I don’t sing anymore in front of this class after a time of severe embarrassment in relation to singing. I once was teaching a lesson on the Holy Spirit. I had spent the entire week excited and revived and was soooo looking forward to sharing what I’d learned. I thought it would be the perfect time to sing “There’s a sweet sweet spirit in this place…” I warned the ladies that I wasn’t a good singer so that they’d join in all the more. Unfortunately just the opposite happened. It was more like a solo rendition on my part which quite frankly quenched the Holy Spirit before I even got into the lesson. So, now when I fill in it’s right to the lesson we go.
Well, I tried to cram too much into one lesson. I had already cut a lot out, due to time constraints, but realized I’d have to do more in the future. The ladies class meets in the sanctuary so I knew I’d have to cut it short so people could file in for main service. When I finally got near the end and to my two favorite points, I was in rush mode. At one point I looked back to see what seemed like a sea of faces smashed up against the glass that flanks the back of the sanctuary doors. It kind of made me giggle to see all of the noses pressed up against the glass. I guess they were hinting that I was going too long. I wrapped it up and dismissed with an awkward, “well…you’re dismissed” no prayer or anything. The usher at the back door let me know the protocol for looking at the back window and knowing that he would give me a 5-minute warning. I was glad he filled me in.
The next two weeks were ok, but being out of practice with teaching, I left out a lot of things that I had wished I was able to say better. Today I am putting the finishing touches on tomorrow’s lesson, the last lesson of the month. I have already typed out my outline, but I’m sure praying that I’m able to put on the personal touches and illustrations that might make it meaningful or at the very least, understandable to the ladies. The fact is, I’m a little bit glad it’s over. Oh, I actually enjoy the teaching aspect, it’s the learning that goes along with it I don’t like. Here I am trying to teach about Satan and his deceptive lies and I’ve had nothing but a month in full out battle with him over lies he’s been whispering to me. Ughhh! Of course the end of teaching a series doesn’t exactly mean he’ll let up, but I’m so exhausted from it all right now.
To top it off my personal devotions have been in Ezekiel lately. I mean, have you ever really read that book and thought about Ezekiel the man? The things the Lord had him do were outrageous (in my meager opinion)! Cook bread over a fire made from poo! Lay on his side every day for like 300+ days! The Lord even let him know that He was going to take his wife’s life as an example to the Israelites and Ezekiel was no allowed to openly mourn her! Doesn’t exactly sell ya on the desire to be a prophet does it? Of course I’m not trying to say I’m anywhere near to being a prophet or anything, but I do take sharing even a ladies Sunday school lesson important, because I’m trying to represent the Lord and His message. I haven’t experienced near the outlandish requirements of Ezekiel and I’m exhausted. Let’s just say my respect for these prophets of old went up a hundred fold as well as my respect for our pastor and my own husband. 2nd man loves these times. Oh, he doesn’t like to see me struggle, but he does appreciate the fresh perspective it gives me for the men of God and what they go through. And hey, the ladies that teach ladies too! Welcome back Miss Brenda!